Musical Comedy Gifts

"Free Bird!"

Silent music

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mikado

"The Just Me Band"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The return of the four sheepskins

"I hate open-mike night."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

An amplified harp

Musical Pipe

A family choir

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Tip my boy."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Blues for now.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"I'm very highly strung!"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Spinning violinist

'I'm organic.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Busking Elephant

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.