Fan Of Musical Comedy Gifts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Mikado

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Free Bird!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Girl in cow onesie.

The return of the four sheepskins

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

An amplified harp

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Pipe

Musical Note Nail

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Tip my boy."

A family choir

Three people playing on the same flute.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Spinning violinist

"I'm very highly strung!"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"It's the new church organ."