Fan Of Musical Comedy Gifts

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mikado

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"The Just Me Band"

"Free Bird!"

Girl in cow onesie.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The return of the four sheepskins

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

An amplified harp

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

Musical Pipe

"Tip my boy."

Blues for now.

A family choir

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Musical Note Nail

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Spinning violinist

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I'm very highly strung!"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"It's the new church organ."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Musical Discord