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"Free Bird!"

Silent music

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mikado

"The Just Me Band"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I hate open-mike night."

The return of the four sheepskins

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

An amplified harp

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Pipe

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Tip my boy."

A family choir

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I'm organic.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Spinning violinist

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Busking Elephant

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.