Musical Humor Gifts

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"You have the case of the blues, Mississippi Red, but fortunately they're treatable with women, Cadillacs and big diamond rings."

Friends of the Grand Piano

Never mind the Bartoks.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Free Bird!"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

Rap-scallions

Note Book

Double Saxophone

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Edward Elgar.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Ding" "Dong"

No Instruments Please

Dr. Phil takes it home.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.