Musical Humor Pillows

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"You have the case of the blues, Mississippi Red, but fortunately they're treatable with women, Cadillacs and big diamond rings."

Friends of the Grand Piano

Never mind the Bartoks.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Free Bird!"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Note Book

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Rap-scallions

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Edward Elgar.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Ding" "Dong"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Musical Eye Test