Humor In Music Gifts

"We start on #F."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

A Symphony of Penguins

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musical Note Nail

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Blues for now.

Pogo Cellist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'I'm organic.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'What happened to the little flute?'