Humor In Music Prints

"We start on #F."

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

A Symphony of Penguins

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Musical Note Nail

Pogo Cellist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'I'm organic.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"So obvious, there all the time"

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Busking Elephant

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'