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"Nice to meet you, Mr Morgan. Is Morgan your married name?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Do you come here often?'

Attention Span Man

"Wanna go out?"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

I think we're alone now!

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"Do you play?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

'Really? I wasn't aware AARP had a clothing line.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"My boss has a beautiful mind. His buns are toasty too!"

"Hi, handsome."

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."