Flirt Funny Mugs

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'