Dreamer Of Love Tales Gifts

Love at First Sight.

Shepherd and eurydice

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Tristan Und Isolde

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart