Lover Of Love Tales T-Shirts

"Yes. we met on a blind date. I saw this gorgeous man standing at the bar, and Dave was slumped next to him."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Love at First Sight.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Lover

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Love changes everything.'

Sulking

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Couple in Blue

"We met through a contact tracing app."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'