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Couple in Blue

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I only have eyes for you

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Love

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Funnel of Love

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."