Enthusiast Of Love Stories T-Shirts

Couple in Blue

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

I only have eyes for you

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Happy Valentine's Day.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Love

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!