Tragic Tale Lover Gifts

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Carmen

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

Greek Tragedy

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'