Turtle Or Reptile Admirer Prints

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Eat my dust!"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'