Bunny Banter Lover Gifts

Aw, man, where did you get soup and a half-sandwich?

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Magic Tricks

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Disco Bunny.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Surprise in the salad bowl

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

An Archeologic Dig

"Which one's yours?"

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Stockwell's day

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Dust Bunny

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.