Bin Banterers Gifts

'They must be trash fish!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

Musical Accidents

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

David Letterman

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

The world of Freudian slips...

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"It's the big guy."

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."