Band Banterers Gifts

Musical Accidents

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sipsies?"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'They must be trash fish!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

The world of Freudian slips...

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"It's the big guy."

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Why are you so rude?'