Band Banterers Gifts

Musical Accidents

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sipsies?"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'They must be trash fish!'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

The world of Freudian slips...

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"It's the big guy."

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'