Bin Botherer Gifts

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

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'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'They must be trash fish!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Nature Magnified

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Fined Dining

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

'I hate harmonica music.'

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'What on earth is this?'

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'Goodnight, honey … did you remember to plug little Joe out?'

'Which bin is for cardboard?' - 'Blue.' - 'What about cans?' - 'I don't know - read the recycling leaflet.' - '...or, easier still, you can be honorary cardboard.'

"Papi, can someone be too smart for their own good?"