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Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

The annual running of the lawyers.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Triple Sock Cow

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"This time, she went too far."

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Running of the bulls after-party

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"I love it!"

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

Udder Horns.

"This judge hates red ties."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!