Bull Running Parody Fans Gifts

The annual running of the lawyers.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Ta Da!...

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

"This time, she went too far."

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Running of the bulls after-party

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

Corona Meets Wall St.

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

'Toros'

"You've had enough."

Aim for the ones without a mask.

"This year the run in Pamplona is for a good cause—anthrax."

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

Cop says to bull, 'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

"On the plus side, my back hasn't felt this good in years."

We met in Pamplona, and now we run three mornings a week.

"Eight seconds is nothing. My cousin was shipped to Spain."

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998 Thirty-Seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona