Bull Sport Satirists Gifts

"Ah, here you are. . . someone's been waiting for you."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

The annual running of the lawyers.

Racketeer

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Loser's Podium.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Turn your head and cough.'