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'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

"I'm here to take advantage of the bull market."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I keep seeing red flags."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

"This time, she went too far."

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Cool bulls.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.