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"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

"Eight seconds is nothing. My cousin was shipped to Spain."

Space Hopper Rodeo

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

A man rides a bull.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"This time, she went too far."

Man shaking hands with a bull

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"This judge hates red ties."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

Corona Meets Wall St.

Flammabull.