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'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Baby Bear.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

How witness protection really works...

Bear at a vending machine

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"