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"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Emotional Bling

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."