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'You got something against bear hugs?'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Emotional Bling

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."