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'You got something against bear hugs?'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'