Couple Dynamics Fan Gifts

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

Hunky Dory

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

You never caw.

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"Is this your work?"

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

'How many times do I have to tell you? Go and wash your trunk before dinner!'

"I had an out of my body experience and he had an out of his mind experience."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

Bernoulli After Effect

Éminence Grise

The interpreter

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

Revenge of the mice.

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'