Bull Runner Wannabe Gifts

"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

The annual running of the lawyers.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

Snail Shoes

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Hold on, this customer requires a special red carpet treatment.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Racing to Hell

Bull Visiting Matador

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

"I'm here to take advantage of the bull market."

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

Aim for the ones without a mask.

Water station.

"If it's important they'll call back."

"This year the run in Pamplona is for a good cause—anthrax."

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

We met in Pamplona, and now we run three mornings a week.

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998 Thirty-Seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

'It's been a lot more exciting since they banned smoking indoors'

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

Ken Lay and the running of the Bull