Bull Runner Wannabe T-Shirts

"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

The annual running of the lawyers.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

Snail Shoes

'Hold on, this customer requires a special red carpet treatment.'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

Bull Visiting Matador

Racing to Hell

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

"I'm here to take advantage of the bull market."

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

"If it's important they'll call back."

"This year the run in Pamplona is for a good cause—anthrax."

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998 Thirty-Seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

'It's been a lot more exciting since they banned smoking indoors'

Ken Lay and the running of the Bull

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

"As you can see on page 456, para 5, your health policy is dependent upon your being able to manage a sub 3 hour marathon."