Bull-fighting T-Shirts

"The terrorist threat from the Animal Liberation front was loud and clear..."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Grow up Dudley!

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Stock Market Bear.

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Bull with gun

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"This time, she went too far."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

Boxing Bull Fight