Buzz Battler T-Shirts

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bumble Bee

Computer Expert

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Painter's Duel.

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Tennis Player.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.