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Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'By god that man stinks!'

Bad times to sneeze

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'Quick, open the back door!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Directions for walker across several hills.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Heat Wave Podium

A sleeping couple

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"It's a mug's game!"

Farmer fighting off snail

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

The future of warfare.