Bathroom Battler Gifts

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Heat and Food Poisoning

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'All clear!'

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'