Bathroom Battler Gifts

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

fish in a bottle...

Painter's Duel.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Heat and Food Poisoning

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

'All clear!'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'

'I've heard of couples arguing over the bedclothes before, but for them to call the police is ridiculous!'

Mother nailing child into bunk bed.