Bedding Gifts

"I only told him I needed bedding."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'They lived here for a long time.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Memory-foam pillows...

How Snakes Sleep.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Bed Clothes"

Bedding. High security blankets

'I tell you what: A good mattress and silk sheets make hibernating a lot nicer!'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'That's what I'm talkin' about.'

Morning stretch.

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'