Cozy Bed Devotee Gifts

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

The Big Tree

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Love me?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Yeti/Not Yeti

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Dog in the Bed.

Satan in the fireplace

Gay Couple

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Which side do you want?"

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

A penguin waving through a window

Thanks for house sitting!

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'