Cozy Bed Devotee T-Shirts

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

The Big Tree

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Love me?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Satan in the fireplace

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Yeti/Not Yeti

Gay Couple

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Dog in the Bed.

"Is the baby sideways?"

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

A penguin waving through a window

"Which side do you want?"

Thanks for house sitting!

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'