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A penguin waving through a window

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"God, I love this show!"

The Big Tree

Manual Worker

Translating Contractor to English

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"And this is our new STEM Makerspace."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Give Thanks.

DIY store.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Roddy McDowall

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."