Indoor Cozy Nester T-Shirts

"You've already been for a walk."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Keeping warm.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

The new fall content.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

The Off-Season

Nest building

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Sleeping masks

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

A penguin waving through a window

Rainy Days

Cat Dreams

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

Rattlesnake in his den.