Cozy Bed Enthusiast Mugs

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

The Common Sutra.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

'You'll grow into it!'

Fireplace Projector.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Keeping Warm

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Is the baby sideways?"

You know you're getting old when....