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"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."