Candy Manufacturer T-Shirts

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Pastries and Candy

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Chocolate Shop

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'