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The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Office of quality assurance"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

Media Whore Raceway.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Artists without borders.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"It appears the Adron Intuition Tank is coming up with reports similar to ours."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.