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"Wow. From up here you can see all the way to Friday."

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Office of quality assurance"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.