Perspective Enthusiasts Gifts

"Wow. From up here you can see all the way to Friday."

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Office of quality assurance"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Optometry

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"