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SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'Do you think this is the right place,James?'

Auctioneer's sign, 'Going, going, gone to lunch'.

The Three Tenners.

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

'It used to be called 'the Fox and Hounds'.'

Warning! Consumption of Alcohol may cause you to hay shings like thish!

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'Political correctness has gone mad!' 'You mean psychologically challenged.'

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

'I don't believe it! They're ALL empty.'

'When your colleagues call you gutsy, it isn't necessarily a compliment.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

A rule of thumb.

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

Mice Run Into Al's All You Can Eat Restaurant.

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

"Oh, he's a charmer alright, but our relationship is of course strictly professional..."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

'Well, I'm sorry, but you misunderstood. We don't give out fat bonuses.'

"He says his lips are sealed."

'You need a press officer!'

"Stop, thief!" "Hey, lady, I resent that label."

"He calls himself grenadier, but I remember when his name was 'the rattail fish'."

'Pine, mahogany or bucket?'

Cured Ham

Fair Warning.

1st National Non Bank

"As good a play as any to unpack the horse

'I think I've scored.'

B'Eggo

'Would madame care for a complementary line of coke before the main course?'

"I'm hitting a wall."