Language Play Admirer Pillows

Damn the Dam

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

Silence of the Chickens...

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I stand corrected."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'I think I've scored.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Now in Capulets'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

Heart To Heart

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Blood donor centre

"Let's hit the Beech."

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'So...You got a name?'