Twister Fan Mugs

The next diet fad.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Sand danger

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

A Cumulonim-bus

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

Limerick of the day.

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

Toast Coming To Work

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Today: Hot Yoga.

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign