Iconic Glasses Fan Pillows

Ray Charles

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Yipeee!"

Optician and the PI.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Mirror Image

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

Shark and aircraft

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"Okay, hold really still..."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

Tattoo looks like hole.

Taxi

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'