Optics Fan Pillows

'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'

Optician and the PI.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Your Future Home.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

People and robots

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Mad cleaning robot.