Optics Fan Pillows

'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'

Optician and the PI.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."