Interactive Tv Fan Mugs

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Pastor of Muppets

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Previously on..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

Exit laughing

'I hate these crossover shows!'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'